The Ultimate Battle

After doing some research online the new addition of winter attire was chosen - the Slanket. Being the only blanket with sleeves on the market that offered camo coloring, the Slanket was beating the other brands. It finally won, after reading many reviews on its extended length - gotta keep those tootsies warm! - and huge sleeves. One drawback - it does not have a kangaroo pocket for the TV remote. I think I will survive, tho.
No Jackson, you may not have the blanket.
I can read a book and my shoulders will stay warm!


Jeffrey tried to steal it.